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Q:
WHAT DO YOU CALL 100,000 NIGGERS CORPSES ROTTING IN THE HOT HAITIAN SUN?
A:
THE ALMIGHTY'S
ANSWER TO A WHITEMAN'S DAILY PRAYERS! |
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Q:
WHAT WILL HAITI
SOON BECOME BY THE NIGGER'S PRESIDENTIAL
EXECUTIVE ORDER?
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A:
THE 51ST STATE,
SO THE NEW DNC
VOTERS CAN BE PUT ON FOOD STAMPS
AND WELFARE! |
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Q:
WHAT DID THE
HAITIAN VOODOO
PRIEST SAY AFTER
THE EARTHQUAKE KILLED HIS VILLAGE?
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A:
"UCK..MUCK...
UP...CHUCK...
WILL PULL NEEDLES OUT OF DOLLS
TO FIX PROBLEM!" |
Q:
WHY DO HAITIAN WOMEN WEAR NO PANTIES? |
A:
TO KEEP THE FILES OFF THE CORPSES! |
Q:
WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO HELP
THE HAITIAN SURIVIORS? |
A:
CLUSTER BOMBING:
FINISH THE JOB
THE EARTHQUAKES STARTED!
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Q:
HOW DO YOU GET 100 HATIANS IN A PHONE BOOTH? |
A:
TOSS IN A CAN
OF YAMS! |
Q:
WHAT'S THE FASTEST WAY TO GET THE ISLAND NIGGERS OUT? |
A:
RUN BY WITH A
CAN OPENER! |
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Q:
WHAT DO YOU CALL
A HAITIAN NIGGER
EATING SHIT?
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A:
A CANNIBAL! |
Q:
WHAT IS THE GREATEST CHALLENGE IN PROVIDING FOOD FOR SURIVIORS? |
A:
ORDERING ENOUGH KFC, WATERMELON
AND MALT LIQUOR
!
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Q:
WHAT IS THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN JEANS AND THE AVERAGE HAITIAN CITIZEN? |
A:
THE BLUE JEANS ONLY HAVE
ONE FLY ON IT! |
Q:
WHAT DO YOU
GET WHEN YOU BREED A HAITIAN AND A GORILLIA? |
A:
A SEVERELY MENTALLY RETARDED
GORILLIA! |
Q:
WHAT DO YOU CALL A UNBORN HAITIAN NIGGER? |
A:
SHIT IN THE HOLE! |
Q:
WHAT LAW HAS ALWAYS EXISTED,
& WILL ALWAYS EXIST IN HAITI? |
A:
THE LAW OF THE JUNGLE! |
Q:
WHAT'S WHITE & HAS A BLACK ASSHOLE? |
A:
THE WHITE HOUSE! |
